I have to tell you that, in all honesty, I
really don't like a lot of things about my kitchen right now. Things are slowly getting better, but I just can't shake the feeling that it is icky. The stove was a greasy nightmare, and the fridge smelled like spoiled milk, and the dishwasher is black inside, and some of the cabinets are falling apart, and it's proving to be difficult/almost impossible to get the countertop grout clean of grease, and the grey grout makes the tiles look dirty even if I do get them clean, and the floor was cheaply (and rather poorly) done, and I don't like the white square vinyl, and I hate the fluorescent lighting.
On top of that, right now our backyard is really buggy (due to, I think, a combination of needing to cut grass/cut back brush and the fact that it is really damp outside our basement door in an exterior stairwell), so if we open the back door of the house (off the kitchen) we end up with several mosquitoes in the room. Lovely.
None of this exactly adds up to "a place where I would like to prepare and eat food." I know it will get better, but quite frankly, I'm getting really tired of cleaning it. I just want to wave a magic wand and have the damn thing livable already.
Granted, it is much, much better. There is, of course, the addition of the shiny
new fridge, and we have gotten a significant amount of cleaning done. Even after my several hour battle with the stove, however, our stove top still looked icky. Thankfully, thanks to the suggestion of a friend, Dan took a razor to it and finally got it looking pretty close to new!

In continuing kitchen sagas, Dan and I couldn't help but notice that, even after my best efforts to clean the stove and the areas around it, the kitchen still smelled like old grease. It occurred to me that part of the problem was likely that there was lots of grease that we couldn't see, and that there was a good chance this grease was behind and/or on the sides of the stove. As terrified as I was to even
think of what we might find, I suggested to Dan that we should probably pull the stove out from the wall.
While I was over at our apartment on Sunday finishing up some cleaning, Dan decided to tackle pulling the stove out by himself, which is one of the bravest things I can imagine as I was filled with horror just thinking about it. When he called to tell me what I found, he said, "I almost threw up." And believe me, if Dan almost threw up, then I definitely would have lost my entire lunch, hands down, without question.
This is a picture of what Dan found
after he had already given it one good wipe down.

AAAAH! Dan said there were actually bits of food in a lot of the grease (gag!). I can hardly even look at this picture, and I'm so glad I wasn't there to see it. Luckily, since it wasn't cooked on like the other grease, it came off pretty easily and is now finally clean. And, with that, the ever-persistent old grease smell in our kitchen is almost completely gone (we still have some cleaning of the cabinets to do, and it will probably need some more airing out before we get rid of the smell entirely). So disgusting. I find it extra unfair that there is so much animal fat in our kitchen and we are vegetarians!
All of this has left me feeling like the kitchen is just a horrible place to be. The other night, Dan and I were eating ice cream and I told him we had to have it in the living room because I didn't want to eat it in "the grody room." As we get it cleaner and cleaner, my feelings are slowly shifting, and I know soon enough it will be just fine, but I am really anxious to get to that point. This whole my-kitchen-induces-nausea thing just hasn't been working for me. Yuck.